I was speaking to my brother the other night and he was telling me about a club he occasionally DJ's for. A swingers club.
Since we come from a relatively small town I asked him what they called themselves when they have a public party.
"[Small Town] Meet and Greet," he said.
"Oh my gosh. What if someone is looking for the Welcome Wagon and stumbles onto that instead?" I asked.
He said he didn't think it was a problem but maybe I should check their website to make sure.
Wow. No possible way there could be any confusion between the two. The first disclaimer visible stated, "No one under 21 allowed." The next clue was the 'panties optional' dress code for the parties.
Definitely not your mother's Welcome Wagon.