It Takes All Kinds

I was reading one of the local papers the other day when I came across this;

A man who led the Bardstown Police Department on a half-hour chase Thursday night claimed he simply wanted to finish his beer before stopping his vehicle.

Well of course he did. He wouldn't want to get arrested for an open container violation.

After I wrote the above blurb I decided it needed a photo to go with it so I went net surfing. I found this;

Okay, here's a piece of advice from Misfit, no charge. When you have this many tattoos on your face perhaps a life of crime is not for you. After all, you are kinda' easy to pick out of a crowd.